
If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” - Socratesĥ. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” - Will FerrellĤ.

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” -Henny Youngmanģ. “Compromise, communicate, and never go to bed angry – the three pieces of advice gifted and regifted to all newlyweds.” - Gillian FlynnĢ. Whatever quote you pick, the goal is to always celebrate love, fully and warmly.ġ. Have your pick of wise quotes from literary giants, pop culture icons, comedians, and age-old sayings. Whether you’re looking for the right words to share with your loved one, an Instagram caption for the perfect photo, or you’re a wedding guest looking to add the final flourish to a card, we’ve gone ahead and rounded up the best quotes about newlyweds and marriage for you to choose from.
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And no matter how long you’ve been together, the newlywed stage is always full of hope and excitement. But beyond the funnies (and whatever your view on the traditional idea of a legally binding relationship might be), a happy partnership based on mutual love, respect, and support can bring joy and comfort to many. Marriage is a great source of comedy - after all, there’s a reason a whole genre of relationship and love jokes exist. Looking for more poignant and touching quotes? Check out our package featuring I love you quotes, Valentine’s Day messages, anniversary wishes, love messages, cute nicknames for your beloved, and so much more.
